30 Thanksgiving Puns That Will Make You Roar with Laughter

Thanksgiving is just around the corner, and it’s time to add some quirky, pun-tastic fun to your celebration. We’ve gathered a cornucopia of hilarious Thanksgiving puns that will have your family and friends chuckling into their mashed potatoes. No need for explanations here—let’s dive right into the punny goodness!

A pun sticker with the phrase 'All about that BASTE' written on a turkey baster.
A pun sticker with the phrase 'Feast Mode' written on a cooked turkey.  Sticker is on a blue background with a sticky puns logo in the top right corner.
A pun sticker with the phrase 'Let's Get SAUCED' written on a can of cranberry sauce.
  1. “I’m all about that baste.”
  2. “Hey, I just met you, and this is gravy, but here’s my stuffing, so carve me maybe.”
  3. “My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn’t quit cold turkey.”
  4. “Gobble ’til you wobble.”
  5. “Turkey, gravy, beans, and rolls. Let me see that casserole.”
  6. “Much ado about stuffing.”
  7. “Activate: Feast Mode.”
  8. “Stop, drop, and pass the rolls!”
  9. “It doesn’t get butter than this.”
  10. “#SquashGoals”
  11. “Life’s gourd, and then you pie.”
  12. “Whatever floats your gravy boat.”
  13. “Let’s get basted.”
  14. “Let’s get sauced.”
  15. “And that’s just how we casser-roll.”
  16. “I can’t be-leaf it’s already Thanksgiving!”
  17. “Silence of the yams.”
  18. “When it comes to baking the dinner rolls, I take the path of yeast resistance.”
  19. “You gotta keep track of the thyme on Thanksgiving!”
  20. “Yes, we pecan.”
  21. “Hello, hello. Here I yam!”
  22. “Oh my gourd, I’m stuffed.”
  23. “It doesn’t get any butter than this.”
  24. “Quit marshing my mallow.”
  25. “I only have pies for you.”
  26. “I like big bundts and I cannot lie.”
  27. “You want a piece of me?”
  28. “The turkey looks delicious! You killed it!”
  29. “Spice, spice baby.”
  30. “Butterballin’.”
A pun sticker with the phrase 'Spice Spice Baby' written below a pair of upside-down spice shakers shaking out spices. Sticker is on a blue background with a sticky puns logo in the top right corner.
A funny pumpkin pun sticker with the phrase 'Don't need nothing but a GOURD time.'  Sticker is on a blue background with a sticky puns logo in the top right corner.
A pun sticker featuring a pie with fingers showing a peace sign and the phrase 'Piece Out' written on it. Sticker is on a blue background with a sticky puns logo in the top right corner.

There you have it! Thirty Thanksgiving puns that are bound to make your holiday celebration even more entertaining. So, gather your loved ones, share a hearty laugh, and gobble up the joy of Thanksgiving with these pun-tastic delights. Happy Thanksgiving, and may your day be filled with laughter, love, and plenty of mashed-up humor!

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