Witch Puns That Will Cast a Spell on Your Sense of Humor

Have you ever felt like your sense of humor could use a magical boost? Well, prepare to be bewitched because today we’re diving into a cauldron full of witch puns! Whether you’re a “Resting Witch Face” kind of person, a “Basic Witch” fan, or you’d like to leave with a “Bewitcha Shortly” grin, there’s a spellbinding pun for everyone. Grab your broomsticks, and let’s fly into some pun-tastic fun!

A pun sticker featuring a witch with a 'meh' expression and the phrase 'Resting WITCH face' written on it.  Sticker is on a blue background with a sticky puns logo in the top right corner.

Resting Witch Face: Perfect for Casting Serious Spells

We all know that feeling. Sometimes, your face just looks like you’ve been brewing up trouble in a cauldron all day long. The “Resting Witch Face” sticker captures that oh-so-familiar expression, one that says, “I’m silently judging your spell work.” Not all spells require enthusiastic wand-waving, and sometimes you just want to keep a straight (witch) face while you hex away.

Fun Fact: The term “Resting Witch Face” is a playful take on a common expression used to describe a naturally serious or unamused look. But as witches know, looking serious is all part of keeping people guessing your magical intentions.

So, if you find yourself in a spell where smiles are rare but spells are plenty, this sticker is your familiar. Stick it on your laptop, and let everyone know you’re not here for the hocus pocus—or maybe you are, but you’re just not showing it.

A pun sticker with the phrase 'Basic witch' written on a witch hat.  Sticker is on a blue background with a sticky puns logo in the top right corner.

Basic Witch: Embracing the Pumpkin-Spiced Magic

Ah, the “Basic Witch.” If you’re into fall vibes, pumpkin-flavored everything, and a wardrobe full of cozy black sweaters, then congratulations! You’ve earned your witchy badge of honor. This sticker is a nod to the loveable basics in all of us who can’t help but get a little enchanted by autumn’s magic. Let’s admit it—there’s nothing quite like the spellbinding aroma of a pumpkin spice potion (okay, maybe latte) to summon a happy spirit.

Why Be Basic? There’s no shame in loving the essentials! From binge-watching supernatural shows to donning a classic witch hat at Halloween, being a “Basic Witch” is all about celebrating the magic in the mundane. Besides, who doesn’t want to feel fabulous while concocting a spell or just sipping a charmed beverage?

Slap this sticker on your water bottle, notebook, or potion cabinet to let the world know you’re a proud pumpkin-spice conjurer. Even the ghosts will wish they were as chic as you!

A pun sticker with the phrase 'BeWITCHa shortly' written on a witch.  Sticker is on a blue background with a sticky puns logo in the top right corner.

Bewitcha Shortly: For Those Who Keep It Spell-tacular

If you’ve ever been late to a coven meeting (or even just dinner), “Bewitcha Shortly” perfectly captures your signature mix of fashionably late and fantastically fabulous. Picture yourself flying in on your broom, trailing apologies and sparkles of charm behind you. Being on time may not be your strongest spell, but you always show up in style!

Did You Know? Witches have long been associated with mystery, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t fun at parties. In fact, legends of witches date back centuries, and whether they were feared or admired, one thing is certain: they knew how to make an entrance.

“Bewitcha Shortly” is the ideal sticker for anyone who enjoys a dramatic arrival, broom in hand and puns at the ready. Pop it on your planner or phone case as a gentle reminder that punctuality is optional, but being punny is a must.

Witch Out for More Magic!

If these stickers made you cackle, you’re in for even more enchantment. At StickyPuns, you’ll find stickers that cater to every pun-lover’s heart—no matter how niche your humor may be. And if you’re a tech-savvy witch (or mortal), don’t forget to check out my collections of sticky puns on the App Store here to brew up some spellbinding messages for friends.

So, what are you waiting for? Go ahead and brew up some humor with these witchy puns. Remember, a day without laughter is downright hexed!

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