Why I Created the “Indoxicated” Sticker: A Love Letter to Funny Dachshund Devotees
If you’re a dachshund lover, you know there’s no such thing as a casual relationship with these funny dachshunds. Whether you call them doxies, wiener dogs, or sausage dogs, once they waddle into your life, it’s game over. These adorable pups have a way of wrapping their long, sausage-like bodies around your heart and never letting go. That’s exactly the inspiration behind the Indoxicated sticker, now available at Sticky Puns.
Being indoxicated has nothing to do with wine and everything to do with an undeniable obsession with doxies—the kind of love that makes you scroll through endless pictures of funny dachshunds, follow fan pages, and collect every sausage dog-themed item you can get your hands on.
Why Doxies Make Us “Indoxicated”
I remember the day I adopted my first dachshund, Rufus. I didn’t know it then, but that little wiener dog was about to take over my world. Within days, I was buying him outfits, making special trips to the dog bakery (yes, that’s a thing), and talking about him to anyone who would listen. I was indoxicated, and I wasn’t ashamed to admit it.
Dachshunds, or sausage dogs, have a charm that goes far beyond their iconic shape. It’s their attitude. These little dogs have a lion’s heart in a pint-sized body, and they know how to make their presence felt. Whether they’re barking at something ten times their size or refusing to move from a cozy spot on the couch, dachshunds know what they want, and they usually get it.
And if you’re a fellow doxie lover, you get it. Life starts to revolve around your wiener dog, and you’re proud of it.
What It Means to Be Indoxicated
To be indoxicated is to be head-over-heels obsessed with doxies. It’s when you find yourself planning your schedule around your dog’s naps, rearranging furniture so they can get their favorite sunspot, and knowing exactly how many sausage dog-related items you own (spoiler: it’s a lot). It’s not a casual fondness for dachshunds; it’s a full-blown love affair.
The best part? There’s a whole community of indoxicated wiener dog owners out there, and we get each other. We swap funny stories about our dogs’ stubbornness, share tips on the best toys for doxies, and show off our collections of dachshund-themed accessories. And this Indoxicated sticker? It’s our badge of honor.
How the Indoxicated Sticker Came to Be
Like many wiener dog enthusiasts, I wanted a fun way to express my love for these little dogs. Talking about Rufus 24/7 wasn’t cutting it anymore—I needed something visual to show the world just how indoxicated I was. That’s how the Indoxicated sticker came to life.
This sticker, featuring a simple yet playful design, is a perfect way to declare your obsession with your doxie. It’s great for slapping on your laptop, water bottle, or even your car—anywhere that needs a little sausage dog love.
Doxie Obsession: Funny Moments We All Know
Let me share a story that perfectly sums up what it means to be indoxicated. One day, I was getting ready to leave the house, and I couldn’t find my left shoe. I searched everywhere, only to realize that Rufus had claimed it as his own and stashed it under the couch. Classic sausage dog move, right?
Dachshunds love stealing shoes, socks, blankets—anything they can carry off and hide in their secret stash. And as much as these little rascals drive us crazy, we can’t help but laugh at their antics. If you’ve ever owned a wiener dog, you’ve probably got a dozen stories just like this. It’s all part of the charm of living with a doxie.
How to Get Your Indoxicated Sticker
If you’re as indoxicated as I am, this sticker is made for you. It comes in three different sizes so you can find the perfect fit:
- Small: Largest side of the sticker is 1”.
- Medium: Largest side of the sticker is 2”.
- Large: Largest side of the sticker is 3”.
And the best part? Shipping is free via USPS. So, there’s no extra cost to show off your wiener dog love.
Why Sausage Dog Fans Love This Sticker
If you’re like me, you love personalizing everything. Laptops, water bottles, notebooks—you name it. The Indoxicated sticker is perfect for any doxie enthusiast who wants to show off their obsession in a fun, playful way.
And if one sausage dog sticker isn’t enough (because let’s be honest, can you ever have too many dachshund things?), check out the rest of the collection at Sticky Puns. You’ll find plenty of funny animal stickers that celebrate wiener dogs and other adorable animals.
Take Your Sausage Dog Love to the Next Level
Love the Indoxicated sticker but want even more ways to show off your doxie devotion? You’re in luck! This design is available on over 89 different products, from t-shirts and phone cases to pillows and tote bags. Whether you want to wear your wiener dog love or decorate your home with it, you can find the perfect item in my Redbubble store. Check out the full selection here.
Why We’re Proud to Be Indoxicated
There’s no shame in being indoxicated. In fact, I’m proud to say that my life is infinitely better with a doxie in it. These funny little dogs make every day brighter with their silly antics, endless affection, and stubborn personalities. And for those of us who are truly obsessed with our wiener dogs, the Indoxicated sticker is a fun way to show it.
So, whether you’re a seasoned dachshund owner or someone who’s just fallen in love with sausage dogs, this sticker is a must-have. Grab one today, and let the world know that you’re happily indoxicated with your wiener dog.
And if you’re on the hunt for more funny animal pun stickers, don’t forget to check out the full collection at Sticky Puns. There’s always something new to discover, and you never know what adorable design might catch your eye.
Do you have any funny doxie stories of your own? Share them in the comments—I’d love to hear how indoxicated you are too!
