Let’s face it: avocados are the unofficial mascot of brunch, health trends, and overpriced toast. But sometimes, you just need to draw the line. Enter the “Avocadon’t” sticker—a pun so perfectly ripe, it practically begs to be spread on everything you own.
This sticker is more than just a clever wordplay; it’s a lifestyle statement. Feeling overwhelmed by guacamole culture? Avocadon’t. Want to say no, but with flair? Avocadon’t. Need a passive-aggressive way to remind your roommate not to touch your snacks? You guessed it—Avocadon’t.
Why You Need This Sticker
First, let’s talk versatility. This avocado pun isn’t just for foodies—it’s for anyone who’s ever had to put their foot down and said, “Not today.” Slap it on your laptop, your water bottle, or even your fridge to serve as a daily reminder to set boundaries. Sometimes you need to tell the world “don’t,” but with a smile.
A Pun That Keeps on Giving
You might think one avocado pun is enough, but “Avocadon’t” is the gift that keeps on giving. It’s the kind of humor that sneaks up on you, like finding a perfectly green avocado at the back of the fridge that you forgot you bought. Unexpected, delightful, and just a little absurd.
Sizes to Suit Your Needs
Available in three sizes for maximum pun potential:
- Small: Largest side of sticker is 1”
- Medium: Largest side of sticker is 2”
- Large: Largest side of sticker is 3”
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Browse More Puns
If “Avocadon’t” doesn’t satisfy your craving for wordplay, you can explore more stickers organized by category here. There’s a pun for everyone—yes, even the person who thinks cilantro tastes like soap.
Avocadon’t in the “Lettuce Be Heard” App
If you’re looking for a way to take your avocado humor digital, the “Avocadon’t” sticker is also featured in the Lettuce Be Heard app. This app is like your fridge door for text conversations—only instead of questionable leftovers, it’s stocked with puns. Send the “Avocadon’t” sticker to your friends when they’re crossing the line or just to remind them that sometimes, it’s okay to guac away. You can download the app and explore the full collection of pun-tastic stickers here. Because let’s be honest—puns are better when they’re shared.
“Avocadon’t” isn’t just a sticker; it’s a mood. A tiny, adhesive-bound way of saying, “I draw the line here.” Whether you’re a fan of avocados or just a fan of saying no, this sticker is the ripe choice for you. And remember, the next time life serves you an avocado pun, don’t just laugh—stick it.
