You ever hear someone say, “Give ‘em hell!” and think, “That’s too intense for me. Can I give them something healthier instead?” That’s where this “Give ‘Em Kale” sticker comes in. It’s like a motivational phrase, but for people who love leafy greens and puns.
This sticker is for the kale enthusiast who’s always ready to flex their plant-based pride. It’s bold, it’s green, and it has the perfect balance of sass and humor—just like kale has the perfect balance of vitamins and…whatever makes it taste like a leaf.
A Pun That’s Packed With Nutrients
Puns are like kale—some people can’t get enough, and some people are wrong. This sticker captures the best of both worlds: a clever pun that’s healthy for your sense of humor and a design that’s as fresh as a farmer’s market haul. Whether you slap it on your laptop, water bottle, or meal prep containers, this sticker is a vibe. A leafy, green vibe.
Perfect for Kale-Lovers and Pun Enthusiasts
“Give ‘Em Kale” is more than a sticker; it’s a declaration. It’s for the folks who believe in turning the other kale leaf when life gets rough. It’s for the foodies who love plant-based jokes as much as plant-based meals. And it’s for anyone who thinks that kale deserves a standing ovation—because honestly, those leaves are doing the most.
Sticker Sizing – We Don’t Leaf You Guessing
This sticker comes in three sizes, so you can give ‘em kale in whatever proportion you like:
- Small: Largest side is 1” – tiny but mighty, like kale in a smoothie.
- Medium: Largest side is 2” – a perfect size for laptops or notebooks.
- Large: Largest side is 3” – bold, like kale chips that didn’t burn in the oven.
Ships free via USPS. Because nobody should pay extra to spread punny joy.
Why “Give ‘Em Hell” When You Can Give ‘Em Kale?
The phrase “give em hell” is all about defiance and strength, but why stop there? This sticker channels that energy into something greener and, dare I say, tastier. It’s all about showing people that kindness and humor can be just as powerful as…well, a really spicy salsa.
So next time you feel fired up and ready to conquer the world, just remember: you don’t have to give ‘em hell. You can give ‘em kale. It’s healthier, more colorful, and way more punny.
Explore More Stickers
If you’re a fan of wordplay, veggies, or both, you’ll love browsing our full collection of pun-tastic stickers here. From leafy greens to clever sayings, we’ve got something for everyone who loves a little humor with their adhesive. This sticker is also in my Lettuce be Heard iMessage sticker app.
