Get Ready to Croak Up This Holiday Season!
Looking for a holiday card that’s toad-ally unique? Say hello to our “Missile Toad” Christmas Card Printable! This punny, whimsical design is sure to make anyone ribbit with laughter. Featuring a green toad under a comically large missile, this card is the ultimate way to spread holiday cheer with a splash of humor.
Whether you’re sharing giggles at your family’s Christmas dinner or waging a holiday pun battle with friends, our “Missile Toad” card is a surefire way to get everyone laughing. It’s perfect for pun-lovers, frog enthusiasts, or anyone who could use a little extra holiday cheer.
Why Choose a Printable Holiday Card?
Instant Delivery and Easy to Print
Forget the holiday shipping delays! With our downloadable file, you can print this card from the comfort of your home. It’s as easy as hopping to your printer, hitting ‘print,’ and spreading the smiles.
Eco-Friendly and Cost-Effective
Our printable cards let you reduce waste and save money while keeping the holiday spirit high. Plus, it gives you the freedom to print as many copies as you need—perfect for that long list of friends and family.
How to Use Your Missile Toad Printable Card
- Download the File
Once your payment clears (which only takes a few minutes), you’ll receive an email with a link to download your file. - Choose Your Favorite Paper
We recommend using a high-quality card stock to give your card a professional look. You can even get creative with different textures or colors! - Print and Fold
Use your home printer or take the file to a local print shop. Make sure to fold the card along the center to reveal the full pun-tastic design. - Spread the Holiday Cheer
Give your card to someone special and wait for the laughter to follow. Trust us, they won’t see this pun coming!
You will receive this design in two formats:
- .pdf file that contains dashed cutting lines that will print with your card
- .pdf file without the cut lines
Instructions:
- Purchase this listing and download the files.
- Print the image on 8.5″ x 11″ card paper. Be sure to print at 100% with no margins for the best results.
- Cut along the dotted lines
- Fold in half
Other information:
- If you have any trouble downloading or printing your file, please message me and I will help you out.
- The size of the pdf file is 8.5″ x 11″
- If you print at 100% size, after cutting and folding in half, your card will be 5″ x 7″ vertical
- The inside of the card will be blank, so you can write your own greeting
- Graphics and text are not editable
- Your files will be available for download as soon as your payment has cleared (this can take a few minutes). You will receive an email with download instructions.
- This item is a DIGITAL download item, NO PHYSICAL item will be shipped to your address. Your purchase does not include an envelope, printed card, flower, or any other related materials.
- License: This file is for personal use with LIMITED commercial uses. See this page for terms of the license.
Explore More Sticky Puns
Check out my other pun collections that you can use to text your friends and family! Visit my developer page on the App Store here.
